COWS AND THE CONSTITUTION

I came across this the other day and thought I'd share it with you...

COWS
Does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago,
right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of
Washington and they tracked her calves to their stalls
but they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
aliens wandering around our country? Maybe we should
give them all a cow!

CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was
written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for
over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

Go figure....
DOM