DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN

The Detroit Lions hired a new head coach and guess what...His last name starts with 'M'! What a coincidence. Mr. Millen started with Mornhinweg, then hired Mariucci, and recently hired still one more coach in his Miserable 5 year tenure as Lions president! All I can say is Mercy with a capital 'M'. The new Lions head coach, Rod Marinelli is now the official answer to the Lions' less than Mediocre performances for the better part of 45 years.

In fact Millen has really pumped this guy up. Marinelli already reminds Millen of some of the game's coaching greats when he speaks. "I hear (Joe) Paterno. I hear Bo Schembechler come out of him. There's a lot of John Madden," Millen said. Wow! This guy must be Masterful. I wonder if Millen ever checked with Madden to see if he was interested in coaching again? His name starts with the all important 'M'. Could have this just Maybe, been a gross oversight?

Millen once again pulled the trigger and this time hired a guy with no head coaching experience, and that goes all the way back and includes rocket football! Malcontent Lion fans continue to buy season tickets with their Money while Mustang builder, William Clay Ford, treats the Muddled fans like a bunch of Morons. Have I Missed something here?

What's a Man to do?