SELF

Beware of the black hole of self-centeredness. Once you're in it, you see nothing except yourself...which is probably what propelled you into the proverbial dark hole in the first place.

The interior walls of this distinct black hole consist of deception and despair. Black holites are deceived into thinking that the black hole is the place to be, their home...nothing else really matters. They even expect others to fling themselves into the hole and join them, without really thinking about how they ultimately would detest sharing their black hole with anyone else.

Enough about self-centeredness, let's talk about me!