PROGNOSTICATING

This is a great time of year in the sports world. NBA basketball is deep into the playoffs, likewise with hocky. Baseball is 6 weeks in, while the WNBA is set to kickoff. Soccer is heating up for the World Cup competition which is looming on the horizon. So much happening...time to make some emergent predictions.

1. Pistons will beat the Heat and the Cav's LeBron will get a huge bonus from the NBA for being the "designated star" even though he single-handedly lost the series to the Pistons. Where were the rest of those Cavs?
2. The Mavericks will beat the Spurs and the Clippers will beat the Suns.
3. The Tigers will win the Central Division title, as manager Jim Leyland smokes 3 packs of Marlboro a day. Gotta love em.
4. Darko will not appear in the playoffs this year. I wonder how he feels about that?
5. Joey Harrington will spend a year with the Dolphins before being released and then fail to catch on with an Arena Football Team. He'll change his first name to Joe and begin making a living by playing the piano.
6. Matt Millen will continue to blame every coach he hires for the Lions' misfortunes.
7. My softball team will win the championship this year.
8. I will be a grampa for the 5th time this week!